The Mean Girls party is this Saturday. It should start around regular Wes party time (app. 11pm) at lo-rise B2. Dress up as your favorite character...extra points go out to people who choose obscure characters. I ask two things from you...
-If you want to be in the burn book, comment and say so.
-Songs that you would like to hear that fall in the categories of girl pop, misogynistic hip-hop, and objectification of women.
You know what's only ONE WEEK away!?!
MIMI'S EMANCIPATION!!!!
That's right, Mariah Carey's new album The Emancipation of Mimi is dropping a week from now. It will no doubt save her career...or at least make her have one again. "Your Girl" is the equivalent of ol' skool Mariah meeting Kanye West. Strangely, he didn't produce the song...but does make a guest appearance as a producer on the album. Definitely check out the album on iTunes next Tuesday, even if it's just for irony's sake.
Ashley Olsen has a new pup. They were seen canoodling around West 13th Street. I mean, if that dog was peoples, he would be famous by association. Also, get your shag on with the Olsens!
If only I could dance like Jean Claude Van Damme.
Ever want video flash-cards for Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". Here you go...
Britney Spears wants to get done up by a plumber on Desperate Housewives. They said no. Speaking of Brit, her and her hubby are going Nick and Jessica on us. That's right. Britney Spears. Reality television. The difference here is that Kevin Federline isn't a celebrity has-been...he's a celebrity never-was.
While we're on the subject of old flames, which we weren't really on in the first place...J. Timberlake is going to be in the next Die Hard movie...
This is quite possibly the funniest thing that's ever happened to gay men EVER. I suggest that Wesleyan takes a homo-bus with all the single gay boys (which is slowly becoming rare for some curious reason) to the nearest Abercrombie & Fitch to hit on the salesboys.
Jamie Foxx is ridic. His new album (yes, I mean, he is actually singing) will be "for the ladies". It will feature 50 Cent, which is enough incentive to buy any album these days apparently.
May 20 at 8 p.m...Ashanti. Queen Latifah. Miss Piggy. The Muppets version of The Wizard of Oz is airing on ABC...This is surely going to be a good time.
Mel C of The Spice Girls apparently thinks she still has a career. She's also scared of Pink, the singer. Is Pink even still making music? Whatever...if Gwen Stefani makes music with Mel C, I might cry.
BLOGS ARE SOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!
That's right. If you are a heterosexual man reading this, you're slowly going to want some peen more and more. I mean, if you're a heterosexual female, how did you even find out what a blog is!?! I mean, Kelly Clarkson doesn't know what one is...
Speaking of Kelly, there are rumors that Wesleyan's humor a cappella group Waiting in Line will do "Since U Been Gone". You should all comment about how awesome that'd be...and then maybe it will happen.
MP3 TIME!!!!
I can't believe we haven't blogged this yet. This track is rockin'.
A.C. Newman- Miracle Drug
I don't think these songs are on the album...I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">M.I.A. I've been humming "10 Dollar" every second of my waking life.
M.I.A.- Zombie
M.I.A.- Do Ya
M.I.A.- Untitled
This is INCREDIBLE. A mash-up with Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".
Belinda the Punk Rocker
By the time Gimme Fiction is released, the entire album will be blogged...
Spoon- Revenge!
I came across this song, opinions would be appreciated. I kind of feel like this is the way I feel some days.
Spring Factory- Get Out of Bed
Courtesy of gum, this track is a little late but amazing...
Gregory Gray- The Pope Does Not Smoke Dope
-If you want to be in the burn book, comment and say so.
-Songs that you would like to hear that fall in the categories of girl pop, misogynistic hip-hop, and objectification of women.
You know what's only ONE WEEK away!?!
MIMI'S EMANCIPATION!!!!
That's right, Mariah Carey's new album The Emancipation of Mimi is dropping a week from now. It will no doubt save her career...or at least make her have one again. "Your Girl" is the equivalent of ol' skool Mariah meeting Kanye West. Strangely, he didn't produce the song...but does make a guest appearance as a producer on the album. Definitely check out the album on iTunes next Tuesday, even if it's just for irony's sake.
Ashley Olsen has a new pup. They were seen canoodling around West 13th Street. I mean, if that dog was peoples, he would be famous by association. Also, get your shag on with the Olsens!
If only I could dance like Jean Claude Van Damme.
Ever want video flash-cards for Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire". Here you go...
Britney Spears wants to get done up by a plumber on Desperate Housewives. They said no. Speaking of Brit, her and her hubby are going Nick and Jessica on us. That's right. Britney Spears. Reality television. The difference here is that Kevin Federline isn't a celebrity has-been...he's a celebrity never-was.
While we're on the subject of old flames, which we weren't really on in the first place...J. Timberlake is going to be in the next Die Hard movie...
This is quite possibly the funniest thing that's ever happened to gay men EVER. I suggest that Wesleyan takes a homo-bus with all the single gay boys (which is slowly becoming rare for some curious reason) to the nearest Abercrombie & Fitch to hit on the salesboys.
Jamie Foxx is ridic. His new album (yes, I mean, he is actually singing) will be "for the ladies". It will feature 50 Cent, which is enough incentive to buy any album these days apparently.
May 20 at 8 p.m...Ashanti. Queen Latifah. Miss Piggy. The Muppets version of The Wizard of Oz is airing on ABC...This is surely going to be a good time.
Mel C of The Spice Girls apparently thinks she still has a career. She's also scared of Pink, the singer. Is Pink even still making music? Whatever...if Gwen Stefani makes music with Mel C, I might cry.
BLOGS ARE SOOOOOOOOO GAY!!!!
That's right. If you are a heterosexual man reading this, you're slowly going to want some peen more and more. I mean, if you're a heterosexual female, how did you even find out what a blog is!?! I mean, Kelly Clarkson doesn't know what one is...
Speaking of Kelly, there are rumors that Wesleyan's humor a cappella group Waiting in Line will do "Since U Been Gone". You should all comment about how awesome that'd be...and then maybe it will happen.
MP3 TIME!!!!
I can't believe we haven't blogged this yet. This track is rockin'.
A.C. Newman- Miracle Drug
I don't think these songs are on the album...I <3 style="font-weight: bold;">M.I.A. I've been humming "10 Dollar" every second of my waking life.
M.I.A.- Zombie
M.I.A.- Do Ya
M.I.A.- Untitled
This is INCREDIBLE. A mash-up with Belinda Carlisle's "Heaven is a Place on Earth".
Belinda the Punk Rocker
By the time Gimme Fiction is released, the entire album will be blogged...
Spoon- Revenge!
I came across this song, opinions would be appreciated. I kind of feel like this is the way I feel some days.
Spring Factory- Get Out of Bed
Courtesy of gum, this track is a little late but amazing...
Gregory Gray- The Pope Does Not Smoke Dope
4 comments:
joe john posting miracle drug is like posting hey ya by which i mean i am now constantly saying that things "are the new miracle drug."
not that it isn't amazing.
p.s. maybe i will dress up as a school bus and run into people all night hahahaha. ... ..
1) I request "Ass and Titties" and Peaches per our conversation this morning. Maybe a pre-frosh and his parents will show up and we can offend them all over again.
2) Mariah Carey. Times Square. We are going.
3) Abercrombie and Fitch were already really gay to begin with. I mean, just look at the models.
4) I wish we could all eat cakes made of rainbows
5) I have a lot of feelings.
6) Bless you for finally updating.
shock. something I do is kinda "gay."
PS: (this factoid isn't going to help my case) MTV News reports that Mariah is shutting down Times Square on the 12th. One week from today. I refuse to go.
omg! if u go to NYC to see Mariah i WILL have a heart attack. if only this was next year so i could go with you! Justin, if u refuse to see Mimi's Emancipation LIVE, i will disown u as a friend. April 12th shall be a fateful day...
Matt "Mimi Supplier" P!
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